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Scar ([personal profile] envy_the_sinners) wrote2014-04-08 03:35 pm

001 ☓ actions + text

[action: eastern route 29]
[Scar had left New Bark Town as quickly as he could when it became apparent that he wasn't the only one who had suddenly shown up. Questions could wait, and he certainly isn't about to out his identity to anyone who might be nearby.

So he can be found wading through the tall grass of Route 29 with a Zangoose at his side, whom he as named Amit. Scar is obviously still getting used to this Pokémon thing. The closest they have to creatures like these in Amestris were chimera.

Not a fun experience.

He moves warily, eyeing specifically any people who might be passing by. He needs to know if somebody is going to recognize him. So far, so good. But he never knows.]


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The ledges at the southern entrance to route 46- are they impassible like the ones mentioned in the "Trainer Handbook?"

And if one were to go about finding manual work nearby, where should he look?


[action: south end of route 46]
[In spite of his text post, Scar is still lingering just north of the building that leads back to Route 29. No matter how he tries to climb the face of the ledge, he tumbles to the bottom. Over. And over.

Most of the other new arrivals are making their way westward, and this is precisely the reason that Scar is trying to force his way north. He needs to keep away from the crowds for now.

Amit, his Zangoose, waits not-so-patiently at the bottom. She knows what's up. He's so not getting to the top of that ledge.]
foolishwren: and the other in a Hello Kitty roller skate (I've got one foot in the darkness)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-04-08 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
all ledges are impassable

DO NOT TRY TO CLIMB THE LEDGES

this has been a warning from your friendly neighborhood SERIOUSLY DON'T CLIMB THE LEDGES


also you can get a job at the pokemon center in cherrygrove that's probably the closest thing to you if youre by route 46
foolishwren: one day I just decided to cut all the sleeves off my shirts and now im gay (haha idk man)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-04-09 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
what's with the ellipsis

... es

ellipses

don't believe me, see for yourself

just be sure to film the results and post 'em for posterity
foolishwren: are they gonna skip a number or just go for it or what (what happens after kidz bop 68??)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-04-09 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[BUT SCAR YOU HAVE TO. FOR SCIENCE.]

make sure you have bandages and painkillers
foolishwren: is the phrase "going to chipotle with aristotle" funnier if you mispronounce 'chipotle', or 'aristotle'? (Hmmm...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-04-09 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
actually if possible you should probably line the ground with pillows before u try anything

do you have access to lots of pillows right now???

y/n


[She is going to keep spewing advice at you until you stop replying, Scar.]
foolishwren: (I set your car on fire.)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-04-14 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
you won't think so once you've tried to climb a ledge
foolishwren: there is definitely something wrong with me (i wouldn't say i'm QUIRKY but)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-04-15 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
fun fact LEAVES can be an acceptable padding substitute and they magically grow in nature, free for the taking
foolishwren: *morphs into an ordinary fist-sized onion and never morphs back* (hey IDIOTS... watch THIS.)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-04-15 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
if you're planning to 'see for yourself' i promise you you'll have time for it