005 ☓ voice

[envy_the_sinners]

[The voice that comes over the feed is sounding even more surly than usual, today...]

I am looking for a remedy for skuntank spray. Anything potentially helpful would be appreciated. Simple washing does not seem to be working.

[See, children? The ill effects of not forwarding that chain letter. Tsk tsk.

...Are those bees buzzing in the background?]

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[ossifragant]

I don't know. I'd say being told if you don't do something a Skunktank is gonna spray you and then it actually happening is pretty bad luck.

To answer your question, though, I hear vinegar works. You need to mix it with warm water.

[envy_the_sinners]

An embarrassing coincidence and nothing more.

[He's ignoring the fact that you did actually help.]

[ossifragant]

It's a strange coincidence.

Here's to hoping it's easy to get the smell out.

[envy_the_sinners]

I have already washed myself and my clothing several times, it will be anything but easy.

[ossifragant]

Well, no. I know that. I meant with vinegar. It can be used to neutralize the smell.

[envy_the_sinners]

I understand that. I am simply not looking forward to dowsing myself in various foods until the smell goes away.

[ossifragant]

The reason tomato juice would work is the acid.

So if you use something that's less messy, it'll be better! That's why you should use vinegar first.

[Why he knows this who the hell knows.]

[envy_the_sinners]

I see.

[He's a giant ass, so he's not going to say 'thank you.']

[ossifragant]

You're welcome.

[Don't mind him being a little passive aggressive.]