005 ☓ voice

[envy_the_sinners]

[The voice that comes over the feed is sounding even more surly than usual, today...]

I am looking for a remedy for skuntank spray. Anything potentially helpful would be appreciated. Simple washing does not seem to be working.

[See, children? The ill effects of not forwarding that chain letter. Tsk tsk.

...Are those bees buzzing in the background?]

Comments

[fourwayconnection]

...You didn't forward the chain letter, did you?

text;

[ossifragant]

[He's laughing too hard to respond with voice right now and is actually trying to not offend Scar more than usual so text it is.]

Wow I didn't think it was actually real.

Video

[red_roses]

[She has to look through her Pokedex.] It looks like a big skunk....um....I've heard that if you use tomato juice the smell comes out....I don't know if that's real or not, though.

voice

[a_sin_for_him]

Oh Scar...

[She's torn between amusement and sympathy.]

What happened?

[voice]

[exeggutorhead]

[...What really? This is perfect. Envy's not outright laughing yet, but he sounds like he will at any moment.]

I told you that you'd have a bad day if you didn't send it.

voice;

[majorcrotchgrab]

You've got to be kidding me... It actually happened?

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[....No. No.

She refuses to believe this. You have to be kidding her.]

Is this some kind of joke? That can't be actually happening.

voice

[saxsongs]

Oh. It seems every time the chain letter happens someone gets bullied by Skuntanks and Beedrills.

[Hasn't happened to him, but someone else sure did get shot with unpleasantness.]

You could always try something that smells even stronger to make the smell disappear under it... though that may backfire.

[Voice]

[babel_hacker]

...I'm torn between being surprised that it's true and not surprised that it does.

[Anyway, on a more helpful note.]

You said simple washing doesn't work, right? What did you wash with?

[voice]

[ajustcaws]

...oh noooooooo!! I'm so sorry!!!!

I thought this would just be fun and not awful!!