005 ☓ voice

[envy_the_sinners]

[The voice that comes over the feed is sounding even more surly than usual, today...]

I am looking for a remedy for skuntank spray. Anything potentially helpful would be appreciated. Simple washing does not seem to be working.

[See, children? The ill effects of not forwarding that chain letter. Tsk tsk.

...Are those bees buzzing in the background?]

Comments

[envy_the_sinners]

I have no reason to joke about such a thing.

[stitchedupbodyguard]

But it... [She can only shake her head.]

It's not supposed to happen!

[envy_the_sinners]

Obviously it has nothing to do with that foolish message that went around. It is only a coincidence.

[Even though Scar doesn't really believe in coincidence. Oh, well...]

[stitchedupbodyguard]

Yeah, it's a coincidence.

[She had to believe that, or else she'd go crazy]

...It's a hell of a coincidence.

[envy_the_sinners]

Yes, it is a ridiculous one. I will agree with that.

But still a coincidence.

[stitchedupbodyguard]

....How big are Beedrill?

[She has to know.]

[envy_the_sinners]

According to the 'Gear, about a meter long.

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[.....Oh]

That sounds pretty dangerous.

[envy_the_sinners]

They could be. Though Pokémon are mostly benevolent unless provoked, from what I have seen.