005 ☓ voice

[envy_the_sinners]

[The voice that comes over the feed is sounding even more surly than usual, today...]

I am looking for a remedy for skuntank spray. Anything potentially helpful would be appreciated. Simple washing does not seem to be working.

[See, children? The ill effects of not forwarding that chain letter. Tsk tsk.

...Are those bees buzzing in the background?]

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[fourwayconnection]

...You didn't forward the chain letter, did you?

[envy_the_sinners]

The what?

[It takes him a moment...]

Of course I didn't.

[fourwayconnection]

You are going to be in for SUCH a shitty day. Hope you can outrun bees.

Anyway, tomato juice.

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[ossifragant]

[He's laughing too hard to respond with voice right now and is actually trying to not offend Scar more than usual so text it is.]

Wow I didn't think it was actually real.

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[envy_the_sinners]

That is because it wasn't.

[SO BITTER]

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[ossifragant]

I don't know. I'd say being told if you don't do something a Skunktank is gonna spray you and then it actually happening is pretty bad luck.

To answer your question, though, I hear vinegar works. You need to mix it with warm water.

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[red_roses]

[She has to look through her Pokedex.] It looks like a big skunk....um....I've heard that if you use tomato juice the smell comes out....I don't know if that's real or not, though.

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[envy_the_sinners]

I am willing to try anything, at this point.

[Except forward stupid chain letters!]

I am on my way to buy some right now. Hopefully I can afford enough.

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[red_roses]

Maybe Nurse Joy can help too.....

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[a_sin_for_him]

Oh Scar...

[She's torn between amusement and sympathy.]

What happened?

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[envy_the_sinners]

[Wow how dare you be so cute, woman]

What the hell do you think happened?

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[a_sin_for_him]

Yes, yes, skunk pokemon spray. How did it happen, then?

[Because at the moment she's imagining a skunk wandering out of the woods, spraying Scar, and wandering off for no apparent reason.]

Are you and all your Pokemon alright?

[voice]

[exeggutorhead]

[...What really? This is perfect. Envy's not outright laughing yet, but he sounds like he will at any moment.]

I told you that you'd have a bad day if you didn't send it.

[voice]

[envy_the_sinners]

Either help, or shut your mouth.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

You've got to be kidding me... It actually happened?

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[envy_the_sinners]

Of course it actually happened, else I wouldn't be asking for advice.

[SO INDIGNANT RIGHT NOW]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

You could be messing with everyone.

... Although I know you're not the type to do that.

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[....No. No.

She refuses to believe this. You have to be kidding her.]

Is this some kind of joke? That can't be actually happening.

[envy_the_sinners]

I have no reason to joke about such a thing.

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[saxsongs]

Oh. It seems every time the chain letter happens someone gets bullied by Skuntanks and Beedrills.

[Hasn't happened to him, but someone else sure did get shot with unpleasantness.]

You could always try something that smells even stronger to make the smell disappear under it... though that may backfire.

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[envy_the_sinners]

That sounds like an awful idea.

[Because when can Scar ever phrase anything delicately]

[Voice]

[babel_hacker]

...I'm torn between being surprised that it's true and not surprised that it does.

[Anyway, on a more helpful note.]

You said simple washing doesn't work, right? What did you wash with?

[Voice]

[envy_the_sinners]

It is clearly an unfortunate coincidence.

I have used detergent and water repeatedly.

[voice]

[ajustcaws]

...oh noooooooo!! I'm so sorry!!!!

I thought this would just be fun and not awful!!

[voice]

[envy_the_sinners]

Cynthia, this has nothing to do with the message you sent me.

[Is that... a calming note in his voice?? It just might be...]