005 ☓ voice

[envy_the_sinners]

[The voice that comes over the feed is sounding even more surly than usual, today...]

I am looking for a remedy for skuntank spray. Anything potentially helpful would be appreciated. Simple washing does not seem to be working.

[See, children? The ill effects of not forwarding that chain letter. Tsk tsk.

...Are those bees buzzing in the background?]

Comments

voice;

[majorcrotchgrab]

Alright, alright. Calm down.

Have you tried bathing in tomato juice?

voice;

[envy_the_sinners]

A few others have suggested that.

I am currently trying to figure out how to purchase that much tomato juice.

voice;

[majorcrotchgrab]

Ah. Yeah... That could be a problem. Maybe the Pokemart might have something for it?

voice;

[envy_the_sinners]

I'm looking around. I would rather not burn through my wallet for such a foolish reason that might not even work.

voice;

[majorcrotchgrab]

I could chip in a little to help.

voice;

[envy_the_sinners]

...You would be willing to do that?

voice;

[majorcrotchgrab]

I don't splurge very often so I have a decent amount saved up.

It just means you'll owe me.

[Is he joking? Who knows.]

voice;

[envy_the_sinners]

I am not fond of owing people anything...

[Though he even made a deal with Envy back in the early days of being here. Not his best idea.]

But if you will lend me the money, I will get it back to you.

voice;

[majorcrotchgrab]

Are you still in Olivine? If you are, you can just take me out to dinner when you get the money back.

voice;

[envy_the_sinners]

[...He must be joking.]

I am.

voice;

[majorcrotchgrab]

[Not when it comes to food.]

Meet up by the Poke Mart?

voice;

[envy_the_sinners]

I'll be there.