005 ☓ voice

[envy_the_sinners]

[The voice that comes over the feed is sounding even more surly than usual, today...]

I am looking for a remedy for skuntank spray. Anything potentially helpful would be appreciated. Simple washing does not seem to be working.

[See, children? The ill effects of not forwarding that chain letter. Tsk tsk.

...Are those bees buzzing in the background?]

Comments

[voice]

[envy_the_sinners]

I would be floored if it happened to anyone else.

[voice]

[ajustcaws]

So would I! I wouldn't know what to think, honestly!

...maybe we should see if the good end of it happens first, though, huh? I wanna see if I catch a rare Pokemon!

[voice]

[envy_the_sinners]

I highly doubt the good "end" of it will happen, either, but wish if you must.

[voice]

[ajustcaws]

Well... maybe it's actually like one of my mom's flower fortunes! She told me that the secret to those is that if you got a good result, you did the best you could to make sure it happened, and if you got a bad result, you did the best you could to make sure it didn't happen!