envy_the_sinners | 005 ☓ voice

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005 ☓ voice

[The voice that comes over the feed is sounding even more surly than usual, today...]

I am looking for a remedy for skuntank spray. Anything potentially helpful would be appreciated. Simple washing does not seem to be working.

[See, children? The ill effects of not forwarding that chain letter. Tsk tsk.

...Are those bees buzzing in the background?]

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So that I can smell both like a dumpster and a Skuntank? That is absurd.

I didn't mean you should smell like a dumpster. I meant something pleasant like perfume.

The fact remains that it would not have the desired effect.

Ah, well.

You might want to invest in new clothes though, if the smell doesn't leave them.

I'm more concerned with getting it out of my hair first. And my... Pokémon.

[Poor Skitty has been crying for hours because she can't stand the stink.]

[Skitty :( ]

Hmm... well, I've heard something about eggs working for hair. I mean, using egg yolk as shampoo. Might work on Pokémon fur as well.

That sounds like it would only smell more disgusting...

[But Scar understands how certain chemicals can interact with one another. It could work, in theory, if they're made of the right stuff.]

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